Wooden spoon survivor
Wooden spoon survivor

Wooden spoon survivor

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This classic tee is a lighthearted nod to a bygone era of discipline, perfect for anyone who survived a childhood spanking or two (or three!). Crafted from soft, 100% cotton, it offers a comfortable, structured fit that’s perfect for everyday wear. The timeless design pairs seamlessly with layered streetwear looks, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.

  • 100% Cotton for ultimate comfort
  • Unisex classic fit with a structured look
  • Durable construction with taped neck and shoulders, and double-stitched hems
  • Ethically sourced blank product

Fabric & Care:

  • 100% cotton (Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester)
  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low

Wear it with pride and share a laugh with fellow survivors!

Please note: This t-shirt is intended as a humorous reference. We do not condone any form of child abuse.